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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:19

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the irony of life according to you?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?